Les exams !

Auteur : Myspaar
parodie de Cleanin' out my closet d'Eminem

Where's my snare, I have no snare in my headphones, there ya' go, yeah, yo', yo'...Je venais d’avoir mon bac et j’allais m’inscrire à la fac

Have you ever been hated or discriminated against, I have, i've been protested and demonstratedje prépare mon sac et me dit qu’il faut pas qu’je craque
against, picket signs for my wicked rhymes, look at the times, sick is the mind of theil faut qu’je bosse déjà qu’mon bac je l’ai eu plutôt ricraq
motherfuckin' kid that's behind, all this commotion, emotions run deep as ocean's explodin',premier jour de cours ça commence mal je suis déjà en vrac
tempers flaring from parents, just blow 'em off and keep goin', not takin' nothin' from no one,j’compends rien en amphi les noms des cours sont très bizarres
give 'em hell long as i'm breathin', keep kickin' ass in the mornin', an' takin' names in thebioméca, épistémologie ou histoire de l’art
evening, leave 'em with a taste as sour as vinegar in they mouth, see they can trigger me buten plus le soir je sors je m’amuse et je me couche tard
they'll never figure me out, look at me now, I bet ya' probably sick of me now, ain't you mama,j’arrive en cours le lendemain avec ma tête de fêtard
i'ma make you look so ridiculous now...pour l’instant pas de problème j’arrive à tout gérer comme ça

mais je sens un malaise je sens que le moment viendra

ou je devrais payer le travail que je ne fais pas

et je sais quoi qu’il en soit que je n’y échapperais pas

I'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, I never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'mLes exams, réviser ça me rend fou
cleanin' out my closet, {one more time}, I said i'm sorry mama, I never meant to hurt you, IQuand j’en ai marre j’écoute Arthur
never meant to make you cry, but tonight i'm cleanin' out my closet...Je bosse pas mais je ris un bon coup

I got some skeletons in my closet and I don't know if no one knows it, so before they thrown meÇa y est les partiels arrivent j’ai rien révisé du tout
inside my coffin and close it, i'ma expose it, i'll take you back to '73, before I ever had aépreuve d’anat. dans un quart d’heure, j’me donne tes tapes sur les joues
multi-platinum sellin' Cd, I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months, my faggot fatherpourquoi j’n’ai pas revu mes cours ça parlait du tissu mou
must have had his pantie's up in a bunch, cause he split, I wonder if he even kissed me goodbye,maintenant on rentre dans la salle j’suis assis derrière un grand roux
no I don't on second thought, I just fuckin' wished he would die, I look at Hailie and Iqui me dit « moi j’connaît tout j’ai révisé à fond et toi »
couldn't picture leavin' her side, even if I hated Kim, I grit my teeth and I'd try, to make itje répond moi que dalle alors soit sympa aide moi
work with her at least for Hailie's sake, I maybe made some mistakes but i'm only human, but i'mje lis le sujet mais « hé une membrane basale c’est quoi »
man enough to face them today, what I did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb, but the smartestle gars roux m’entend dire ça mais il dit « débrouille toi »
shit I did was take them bullets out of that gun, cause id'a killed 'em, shit I would have shot
Kim and him both, it's my life, i'd like to welcome y'all to the Eminem show...

Now I would never diss my own mama just to get recognition, take a second to listen who youc’est le jour des résultat, je cherche mon nom dans la liste
think this record is dissin', but put yourself in my position, just try to envision witnessin'évidemment je suis n’y suis pas car je suis un gros fumiste
your Mama poppin' prescription pills in the kitchen, bitchin' that someone's always goin'(il regarde s’il est dans la liste)
through her purse and shits missin', going through public housing systems, victim ofje m’aperçoit que mes études me mènent sur une fausse piste
Munchausen's syndrome, my whole life I was made to believe I was sick when I wasn't 'til I grew
up, now I blew up, it makes you sick to ya' stomach, doesn't it, wasn't it the reason you made
that Cd for me, ma, so you could try to justify the way you treated me, ma, but guess what, your
gettin' older now and it's cold when your lonely, and Nathan's growing up so quick, he's gonna
know that your phoney, and Hailie's getting so big now, you should see her, she's beautiful, but
you'll never see her, she won't even be at your funeral, see what hurts me the most is you won't
admit you was wrong, bitch, do your song, keep tellin' yourself that you was a mom, but how dare
you try to take what you didn't help me to get, you selfish bitch, I hope you fuckin' burn in
hell for this shit, remember when Ronnie died and you said you wished it was me, well guess
what, I am dead, dead to you as can be...

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