| First sex of the year I was all alone | Watashi wa parodieur totemo i baka |
| A happy new year to you, my right hand. | Sorekara boku no namae wa makusu Baka (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| The male mark of the exposed penis | Manga to anime ga daisuki da |
| big kanji for 'man' touch it, touch it, touch it more! | Sorekara ondo ga shimashita (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| Look at my penis! pointing to the big guy's censored groin: 'Mosaic' | Watashi wa Furansu-jin desu |
| Long black, yet unused little guy in the box: 'It's not really that big!' | Dakara Paris ni sumimasu (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| He's impotent? 'Yup.' |
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| Nice to meet you young lady, sign: 'Massage, 2000 yen' | Boku no one-sama wa kawaii |
| Please, Mona. 'Okay!' wrap your hands around my dick and stand by! | Kanojo wa honto ni kirei |
| Uh, uh, Mona? | (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| That'll be 2000 yen. 'You're only gonna rub it?!' |
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| At my favorite porn site | Boku wa solo d'accordéon shimasu |
| In my right hand is a giant steel rod | Anatatatchi wa mimi wa exploser da (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| Sometimes I want to plug it up | Tonai e wa dô it-tara ii desu ka |
| The Marijuana deep with my wang | Boku wa kane ga dewa-nai (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| I think I'll give to that girl Nanashi throb throb | Boku wa Pokémon ga daisuki da yo |
| My penis tied up in a ribbon! | Demo Pikachu no denki wa itai da yo (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Huh... nobody's here... squeezing time! |
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| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| Ew I hate it, these marks of disease | 34e dimmensioh e perdu desu |
| Urologist's Office - 'I'm having some pain urinating.' 'Ah, yes, it must be chlamydia.' | Tasukete! deru ga hoshii desu |
| WHAT?! 'Don't worry, I'll give you some medicine...' | (A Sore!) |
| Loneliness, herpes, and chlamydia |
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| Welcome back! 'Um, a... actually...' |
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| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Goodbye. 'W... WAIT!' |
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| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Condom man briefly flashes across the screen: 'Always wear a rubber!' |
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| Tonight is also a battle! Come and get it, erotic pictures! | Hoso no ondo desu. omoshiroi |
| We deeply apologize for the preceding inappropriate images. | Muzukashi nihonjin da shimasu (A Sore!) |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood | Ma-ksu Ma-ksu le Fou Ondo da yo! |
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| Well, I finally jizzed |
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| Fly, semen, fly! Get to the moon! |
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| Squeeze the penis, squeeze it real gooood |
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| Squeeze the penis, squeeeeze it real goood |
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