Dragon Ball Z

Auteur : Max le Fou
parodie de One week de Barenaked Ladies
    



It's been one week since you looked at meÇa fait un bout d'temps qu'on n'en parle plus
Cocked your head to the side and said 'I'm angry'Une série violente bête méchante et crue
Five days since you laughed at me saying3000 épisodes en tout
'Get that together come back and see me'Pour cet anime bizarre pleins d'arts martiaux
Three days since the living roomC'est différent des Tortues Ninja
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell youMais pour les combats y'en a autant, tu vois
Yesterday you'd forgiven meDe toutes façons, voici l'histoire pas en vers
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorryC’est la grande saga de Dragon Ball Z


Hold it now and watch the hoodwinkÇa commence autour de Sangoku,
As I make you stop, thinkUn gamin tout p'tit,
You'll think you're looking at AquamanQu’a une queue d'singe à son pantalon
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet SwissY va rencontrer Bulma une fille aux ch’veux bleus
I like the sushiQui recherche les dragonballs
'cause it's never touched a frying panPour se trouver un petit ami.
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymesSangoku va l'accompagner,
Big like LeAnn RimesPour la protéger,
Because I'm all about valueEt ainsi voir le dragon sacré.
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hitsY vont voir Tortue Géniale,
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust throughPlume et Yamcha, et Oolon
Gonna make a break and take a fakeLe drôle de p'tit cochon.
I'd like a stinkin achin shakeLes combats vont se succéder
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavoursDevant divers adversaires pour trouver
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll knowLe chemin qui mêne aux 7 boules sacrées.
The vertigo is gonna growEt quand le groupe finit par voir le dragon sacré
Cause it's so dangerous,Ils se sont tous barrés chacun de leur coté
you'll have to sign a waiverPour pouvoir vivre leur vies


How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're madSangoku est parti chez tortue géniale
Trying hard not to smile though I feel badPour s'entraîner à l'art du combat
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeralEt durant des années il s'entraîna
Can't understand what I mean?Après avoir vaincu piccolo le dieu des enfers
Well, you soon willIl devint un guerrier giga méga puissant
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeveUn guerrier appelé le sauver des bons
I have a history of taking off my shirt


It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said 'You're crazy'
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry


Chickity China the Chinese chickenSangoku a grandi et s'est marié,
You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'Il a eu un gosse, Sangohan il est nommé.
Watchin' X-Files with no lights onEt Sangoku apprend de par Végéta,
We're dans la maisonQu'il est sayajin, et que Namek était menacé.
I hope the Smoking Man's in this oneIl partit la bas pour affronter Freezer, l'immonde freezer,
Like Harrison Ford I'm getting franticQui passe son temps à tuer tout l'monde.
Like Sting I'm tantricIl y a aussi la bande de cyborgs, du Dr Gero,
Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfyEt Cell l'horrible cyborg biologique
Like Kurasawa I make mad filmsPendant tout c'temps Sangohan s'entraîne pour devenir
Okay, I don't make filmsAussi fort que son père et ainsi l'aider à défendre l'humanité.
But if I did they'd have a SamuraiMais Cell assassine Sangoku et Gohan se retrouve seul
Gonna get a set a' better clubsA s'entraîner avec son petit frère Sangoten.
Gonna find the kind with tiny nubsEt ainsi débarque Dabidi
Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swingUn affreux petit bonhomme énervant
Gotta get in tune with Sailor MoonQui débarque avec Boo et Dabula
'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babesEt arrivera le puissant Méga Boo
That make me think the wrong thingQui fera péter la planète et Broly dans tout ça?


How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt


It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides
and said 'I'm sorry'
Five days since I laughed at you and said
'You just did just what I thought you were gonna do'
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame,
but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry


It'll still be two days till we say we're sorryAprès l'école j'allais voir Dragon Ball Z
It'll still be two days till we say we're sorryKaméha méha méha Dragon Ball z
Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie Et a part ça il y a quoi de plus zen




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