Pokémon

Auteur : LinksTheSun
parodie de Poker Face de Lady Gaga
    



I wanna hold em' like they do in Texas Plays.Je suis un maître pokémon, je suis un pro (wouh)
Fold em' let em' hit me raise it baby stay with me (I love it).Je me fais conseil des quetres en dix minutes chrono (J'adore ça)
Luck and intuition play the cards with Spades to start.Moi, les champions d'arène, j'leur pète les pattes arrières
And after he's been hooked I'll play the one that's on his heart.Et si quelqu'un me défie, il va mordre la poussière


I'll get him hot, show him what I've got.Je les ai tous, et je surkiffe Miaouss
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got.Tous niveau 100, et je surkiffe Persian


Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Attaque éclair pikachu)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Bulbizarre attaque fouet-liane)


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I wanna roll with him a hard pair we will be.J'ai sulfura, Electhor et Artikodin (wouh)
A little gambling is fun when you're with me (I love it).Cherche pas, les légendaires, ils me bouffent dans la main (Tu peux pas test)
Russian Roulette is not the same without a gun.Je les connais tous, j'ai toutes les évolutions
And baby when it's love if it's not rough it isn't fun, fun.Et j'me bouffe les couilles devant la cinquième génération


I'll get him hot, show him what I've got.Ça me rend fou, et j'adore Pikachu
I'll get him hot, show him what I've got.Mais ça m'éclate, et j'adore Psykokwak


Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Oh mon dieu, il évolue)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Ronflex, c'est un sac à merde)


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I won't tell you that I love you.Afin de préserver le monde de la dévastation !
Kiss or hug you.Afin de rallier tous les peuples de notre nation !
Cause I'm bluffin' with my muffin.Afin d'écraser l'amour et la vérité !
I'm not lying I'm just stunnin' with my love-glue-gunning.Afin d'étendre notre pouvoir jusqu'à la voie lactée !
Just like a chick in the casino.Jessie ! James !
Take your bank before I pay you out.La Team Rocket, plus rapide que la lumière !
I promise this, promise this. Rendez-vous tous ou ce sera la guerre !
Check this hand cause I'm marvelous.Miaouss ! Oui, la guerre !


Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Magicarpe, c'est de l'arnaque)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody)(Mais Léviator, il troue l'cul)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Lippoutou, c'est une grosse pute)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody)(Cette chanson, c'est trop d'la merde)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody).(Attaque éclair pikachu)
Can't read my Can't beat my
No he can't read my poker faceNo you can't beat my pokémon
(She's got to love nobody)(Pokeball go!)


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