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Auteurs : 6-9 et Bruno Guillon
parodie de Whithout me d'Eminem
    


Obie Trice. Real Name No Gimmicks…Oh putain ma femme

Accouche dans 12 heures
Two trailer park girls go round the outside,Faut qu’je trouve
Round the outside, round the outside..Un prénom

Mais avant ce soir…
Guess who's back, back againY’a Alfred
Shady's back, tell a friendTimothée
Guess who's back, guess who's back,Romuald
Guess who's back. Guess who's back…Barnabé

Je prends le dico
I created a monster, cuz nobody wants toDes prénoms
See Marshall no more they want ShadyBon je vais commencer
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, then this is what I'll give yaPar la lettre de A
A little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquorAbraham, Achille, Adam, Adélaïde, Adèle, Adeline, Adolphe, Adrien,
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quickerAdrienne, Agathe, Aglaé, Agnès, Anaëlle, Aimé, Alban, Albane,
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital Albert, Albertine, Aldo, Alexandre, Alexandra, Alexandrine,
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperatingAlexia, Alexies, Alfred, Alice, Aline, Alix, Alphonse
When I'm rocking the table while he's operating Hey
You waited this long to stop debatingB
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulatingBabette, Balthazar, Baptiste, Barbara, Barnabé, Barthélemy, Bartolomé,
I know you got a job Ms. CheneyBasile, Bastien, Baudouin, Béatrice, Bénédicte, Benjamin, Benjamine,
But your husband's heart problem is complicatedBenoît, Bérengère, Bérénice, Bernadette, Bernard, Berthe, Bertrand,
So the FCC won't let me beBetty, Billy, Blaise, Blanche, Blandine, Boniface, Boris
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTVC
But it feels so empty without meCamille, Candide, Capucine, Carine, Carl, Carlos, Christian,
So come on and dip, bum on your lipsChristiane, Christophe, Christine, Claire, Clara, Clarisse,
Jump back jiggle a hip and wiggle a bitClaude, Claudette, Claudine, Claudius
And get ready cuz this is about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, Fuck you, Debbie !!


Now this looks like a job for meTrouver un prénom j’en chie
So everybody just follow meJe veux pas l’appeler Jean-Marie
Cuz we need a little controversyEt même Gilbert il faut que j’oublie
Cuz it feels so empty without me..Si c’est une fille peut être Josie

Josie ça ne fait pas joli

C’est un peu vieux limite rassis

Il faut qu’j’continue à chercher


Little hellions kids feeling rebelliousJ’en étais à la lettre D
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to ElvisDaisy, Damien, Daniel, Daphné, David, Déborah, Delphine, Denis, Diane,
They start feeling like prisoners helplessDidier, Diego, Dietrich, Dieudonné, Dimitri
Til someone comes along on a mission and yells 'BITCH'
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolutionE
Pollutin' the air waves a rebelEdmond, Edouard, Edwige, Eglantine, Éléonore, Eliane, Elie,
So let me just revel and baskElisabeth, Elodie, Elsa, Elvire, Emeline, Emilie, Emile
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my ass
And it's a disaster such a catastropheF
For you to see so damn much of my ass you ask for meFabienne, Fabiola, Fabrice, Fanny, Félicie, Félicien, Ferdinand… Nan… nan… nan
Well I'm back (batman sound) fix your bent antennae
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enterG
Into the front of your skin like a splinterGabin… Bin… bin… bin
The center of attention back for the winterGabriel, Gaby, Gaëlle, Gaétan, Gaétane, Gaston, Geneviève, Geoffroy,
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestlingGeorges, Georgette, Georgia, Gérald, Géraldine, Gérard, Germaine, Gertrude
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting
Testing 'Attention Please'H
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions meHector, Hélène, Henri, Henriette, Hermann, Hervé, Hilda,
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is freeHonoré, Hortense, Hubert, Huguette, Hugo
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me..




A tisk-it a task-it,Je saute 100 pages je vais à P
I go tit for tat with anybody who's talking this and that shitPablo, Paco, Paméla, Paola, Pâquerette, Paquita, Paquito, Pascal,
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your ass kickedPascaline, Patrice, Patricia, Paulette, Pauline, Peggy, Perrette, Perrine
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit bastards
And Moby, you can get stomped by ObieR
You 36 year old bald headed say blow meRachel, Rainier, Raïssa, Ralph, Raoul, Raphaël, Raymond, Rebecca,
You don't know me, you're too oldRégine, Régis, Reine, Rémi, Rénald, René, Richard, Rita, Robert
Let it go its over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signalS
I'll be there with a whole list full of new insultsSabine, Sabrina, Sacha, Salomon, Salvatore, Samson, Samuel,
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencilSamy, Sandie, Sandra, Sandrine, Sébastien, Ségolène, Serge ou Séverine
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes man it just seemsT
Everybody only wants to dis-cuss meTanguy, Tania, Tatiana, Tatienne, Teddy, Téofil, Térésa,
So this must mean I'm dis-gustingThéophane, Théophile, Thérèse, Théroigne, Thibault, Thiébault
But it's just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversyU
I am the worst thing since Elvis PresleyUgolino, Ulysse, Ulrich, Ulrike, Umbert, Umberto, Urbain
To do Black Music so selfishlyUrban, Urbana, Urlo, Urloes, Urtixe, Urtsin, Urtzi, Uziel
And use it to get myself wealthy
Hey there's a concept that worksV
20 million other white rappers emergeValentine, Valérie, Vanes, Vanina, Vénus, Véra, Véronique,
But no matter how many fish in the seaVicky, Victoire, Viki, Vincent, Vincenzo, Violette, Virginie, Viviane
It will be so empty without me..





X,Y,Z

C’est pas gagné !

Je veux être papa…papapapapa

Mais des prénoms, j’en ai pas !




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