Chamelle

Auteur : Choum
parodie de Shut up de Black Eyed Peas
    


Shut up, Shut it up, just shut up Chamelle, tu sens la chamelle

We try to take it slow Je danse sur les podiums
But we're still losin control J'ai pas de style mais je suis trop bonne
And we try to make it work Boudinée dans mon treillis
But it still isn't the worst J'ai le Q.I d'un flamby
And I'm craaazzzy Je veux goûter
For tryin to be your laaadddy Au parfum de tes dessous mouillés
I think I'm goin crazy Mon corps est à prendre ou à lécher
Girl, me and you were just fine (you know) Toute nue sur les quais de Seine ?
We wine and dine Au zoo de Vincennes
Did them things that couples do when in love (you know) Je baisse mon arrière-train
Walks on the beach and stuff (you know) Un signe de la main
Things that lovers say and do J'emballe tout ceux qui passent
I love you boo, I love you too Avec ma bouche salace
I miss you a lot, I miss you even more J'copulle tellement dans les partasses
That's why I flew you out Que j'ai des mouches dans la fougasse
When we was on tour Moi j' collectionner
But then something got out of hand Les posters d'Alizée
You start yellin when I'm with my friends Toutes les Barbies les Ken
Even though I had legitimate reasons (bull shit) Les culottes de Nolwenn
You know I have to make them evidence (bull shit) Seras-tu mon idole
How could you trust our private lives girl Si je goûte a popole ?
That's why you don't believe my lies Chamelle tu sens la chamelle
And quit this lecture Chamelle tu sens la chamelle
Why does he know she gotta move so fast Vive, vive, vive la galette
Love is progress if you could make it last Quand elle est chaude et croustillante à la fois
Why is it that you just lose control Goûte moi, goûte moi, goûte mon andouillette
Every time you agree on takin it slow Pour que mon pétale de rose s'ouvre à toi
So why does it got to be so damn tough Mais si ta perle phallique est toute raplapla
Cuz fools in lust could never get enough of love Je l'enduirais de farine et de Nutella
Showin him the love that you be givin Prévois des courges et des citronnes
Changing up your livin Pour chatouiller mon gros dindonne
For a lovin transistion Lorsqu'au petite matin
Girl lip so much she tryin to get you to listen T'as chaud comme un porcin
Few mad at each other has become our tradition J'ai mangé de la compote
You yell, I yell, everybody yells Elle avait un goût de chiotte
Got neighbors across the street sayinJe retrouve dans les pommes le fond de ton condom


Who the hell ?Chamelle tu sens la chamelle
Who the hell ? Chamelle tu sens la chamelle
What the hell's going down ?
Too much of the bickering
Kill it with the sound and



Girl our love is dyin Chamelle, tu sent la chamelle
Why can't you stop tryin
I never been a quitah Look my big ass baybe
But I do deserve betta Got the same as Beyoncé
Believe me I will do bad My nichons are potelés
Let's forget the past Like those of Maité
And let's start this new plan Loves to put my fingers
Why? Cuz it's the same old routine In Daniel Gilbert
And then next week I hear them scream
Girl I know you're tired of the things they say Eloigne vite ton petit bout rose
You're damn right Ou je vais te refiler ma mycose
Cuz I heard them lame dame excuses just yesterday
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
No it ain't
That was a different thing
It was the same damn thing
Same ass excuses
Boy you're usless
Whhoooaaaa

{Refain}

Stop the talking baby
Or I start walking baby
Is that all there is




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