La chatte

Auteur : Cauet
parodie de Last night de Puff Daddy
    


Last night, La chatte
I couldn't even get an answer. C'est là où il y a les ovaires
Tried to call, Le trou de balle,
But my pride wouldn't let me dial. C'est à coté de la chatte
And I'm sitting here, Il ne faut pas confondre le trou de balle
With this blank expression. Avec le trou de la chatte
And the way I feel, Pour les différencier, il faut t'entraîner
I wanna curl up like a child. Alors écoute bien ce qui suit

I know you can hear me Le trou du zizi, c'est pour faire le frottis
I know you can feel me Le trou qui pète, c'est pour aller aux toilettes
I can't live without you Le trou du zizi, c'est pas le petit
God please make me better Alors essaie de te rappeler
I wish I wasn't the way I am Que...

If I told you once, I told you twice,
You can see it in my eyes.
I'm all cried out,
With nothing to say.
You're everything I wanted to be.
If you could only see,
Your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
Forever yours I'll be,
Baby won't you come and take this pain away.

Last night, La chatte,
I couldn't even get an answer. C'est là où y'a les ovaires
Tried to call, Le trou de balle (Le ball-trou !)
But my pride wouldn't let me dial. C'est à côté de la chatte
And I'm sitting here, La chatte,
With this blank expression. C'est là où y'a les ovaires
And the way I feel, Le trou de balle (Le ball-trou !)
I wanna curl up like a child. C'est à côté de la chatte

I need you,
And you need me.
This is so plain to see,
And I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
If you could only see,
Your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
Forever yours I'll be,
Baby won't you come and take this pain away.



Tell me the words to say,
To make you come back,
And work me like that.
And if it matters I'll rather stay home,
With you I'm never alone.
Don't want to wait till you're gone,
Let me be, just don't leave me.



I need you,
And you need me.
This is so plain to see,
And I will never let you go and,
I will always love you so.
I will...
If you could only see,
Your heart belongs to me.
I love you so much, I'm yearning for your touch.
Come and set me free,
Forever yours I'll be,
Baby won't you come and take my pain away.



I'm so alone I'm soooo lonely,
Why don't you pick the phone,
And dial up my number,
And call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

Why don't you pick the phone,
And dial up my number,
Just call me a baby,
I'm waiting on you.

Hello
Hey waz-up
I've been tryin' to reach you all night
That shit ain't funny not picking up the mutha fucking phone
Better stop fucking playing with a nigga's feelings like that
You know how much I love you though right ?
But for them couple of seconds though,
When I couldn't get in touch with you.
I'm ready to come over your house
and shoot that mutha fucker up
You better fucking not be there when I get over that house
That's really how it goes down right ?




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