Chez les pédés

Auteur : Bidochons(Disco Bidochons)
parodie de YMCA de Village People
    



Young man, there's no need to feel down.Je sais, on n’aime pas trop les dames
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.Et toi, tu sais, que ce n’est pas un drame
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new townOn n’sait jamais, si tu vois deux maris
There's no need to be unhappy.Dans un lit, dis toi qu’ils sont amis


Young man, there's a place you can go.Je sais, que tous les hétéros
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.Machos parfaits, s’habillent comme des peq’nots
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will findLe look abstrait, qui sent bon la campagne
Many ways to have a good time.Mais ici ça sent le champagne


It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.C’est fantaisie, on est gay, chez les pédés
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.Chez nous aussi on est gay, chez les pédés


They have everything for you men to enjoy,On s’amuse toute la nuit, l’matin on fait du sport
You can hang out with all the boys ...Allez hop, tout l’monde à babord !




You can get yourself cleaned,Tourne-dos, c’est facile
You can have a good meal,Tout faire pour être habile
You can do whatever you feel ...Toi aussi tu chang’ras de style


Young man, are you listening to me?Tu sais, le moine fait pas l’habit
I said, young man, what do you want to be?On n’sait jamais, ton voisin lui aussi
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.Catho parfait, ne suce pas qu’des osties
But you got to know this one thing!Y’a pas d’filles là-bas derrière l’église


No man does it all by himself.Non mais, arrête de resquiller
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,Allez mon frère, à la queue s’il vous plait
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.Il est pacsé devant monsieur curé
I'm sure they can help you today.Garde à vous, vos marques, prêts, tâter !




They have everything for you men to enjoy,On s’amuse toute la nuit, l’matin on fait du sport
You can hang out with all the boys ...Allez hop, tout l’monde à tribord !




Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?


You can get yourself cleaned,
You can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...


Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...


That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.





They have everything for you men to enjoy,


Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.


Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.J’t’emmène, j't’emmène, on taill’ra le bout d’gras
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground.J’t’emmène, j’t’emmène, on ira chez tata




Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.J’t’emmène j’t’emmène, jusqu’au bout de la nuit
Young man, young man, pick yourself off the ground.J’t’emmène j’t’emmène, j’vais te montrer le vrai vit




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